keep crazy, bitch

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digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

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lost another follower because of my massive dong :(

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generalstrikes:

We had crossed each other's way.
howwyouudoin:

afacebehindacamera:
This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

howwyouudoin:

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

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i’m not “cute” awkward.

i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

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We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.

- my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via iamnamelessgem)

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ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

I like my hair messy. My love wild. And my sex aggressive. But I’m still a sensitive woman, just with passion.

- Sade Harrison (via wildsultrys0ul)

peanutbutterbirthmark:

#they look like furious parents waiting up for their teenager to get home at ass-o-clock in the morning

(Source: mumfordness)

pajamaben:

[in the doctor’s office]

“it’s my expert opinion we need to remove all your bones”

"what?! wait, you’re not my doctor"

*a bunch of dogs fall out of the lab coat and run away*

raisinbrandy:

i see a lot of posts on tumblr along the lines of “let’s watch movies and make out” and yeah i can see the fun in that if the movie is boring but if the movie is REALLY GOOD and has a lot of intense action scenes or dialogue then don’t kiss me don’t tOUCH ME DON’T LOOK AT ME BECAUSE YOU BETTER BE WATCHING THE GODDAMN CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE ON THE SCREEN WE CAN HAVE SEX AFTER THE AVENGERS SAVE THE CITY